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SO BASICALLY (I use that word too much methinks...)  I AM TERRIBLE AT POSTING. 

Does this mean I will give up? EXCUSE YOU, I AM THE SARCASM QUEEN. 
SO, NO.
 I GIVE UP NOTHING!

Does it mean I might be late and always steal tags and will rant about how terrible I am at blogging for a million and 3 years?? 

EXCUSE YOU AND YES.

But with that being said, I can move on and THANK RAE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR TAGGING ME! SHE IS SUCH A DARLING AND IF YOU DONT GO FOLLOW HER BLOG I WILL SET MY DRAGONS ON YOU. 

HERE IS LINK, CLEVERLY HIDDEN IN BLUE WRITING IN CASE YOU WANT TO BE SHERLOCK AND FIND IT WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BRAIN POWER AND NON-EXSISTANT OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS. 

Ahem.

Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you-

Me: a break from your ceaseless chatter. Honestly, child, give it a rest!!

Myself: that reminds me of a joke I happened to find in my head.

Why did the chicken not want to climb a tree?

I: wait, you're telling chicken jokes now???? Since when?!?!

Me: *pounds head repeatedly on wall*

Myself: um no, and no. Two reasons actually. One, because chickens CANT climb trees and Two because the squirrels were teasing it! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

OH ARENT I SUCH GENIUS?!?!?!

*crickets*

Yeeaaahh maybe need to work on jokes, Myself....

Myself: but I-

ON TO THE TAG!!!

(There are rules for this one too. Ridiculous humans. I'm the queen!! I am alergic to rules! See?? I just sneezed.)

#1… Hide a link cleverly in the page in blue words so that no one can tell its there except Sherlock Holmes.

      CHECK!

#2… List four fictional characters from anywhere in space and time and tell your followers and a few complete strangers why you relate to them. You may use pictures if you want to die.

Haha jk...

Mostly.

#3… Tag some people!! If you have lazers or esspecially wicked sword moves feel free to keep them to yourself. 

Also you could tell the people who you tagged, but that's also kind of boring. Let them be Sherlock. 

(You may have noticed I changed the words around to suit me, but as long as you thank the person who tagged you, do the tag, and tag more people YOU SHOULD BE GOOD)

HERE ARE THE CHARACTERS THAT ARE BASICALLY MY SOULMATES EXCEPT THEY JUST REFUSE TO BE REAL, DARN THEM. 

To Note: I couldn't download pictures to use because of faulty internet. 
That is all. 

#1… 

Emmet
         from the Lego Movie

Now, I know I know!! I mention the Lego Movie all the time!! But it really is the best movie of ever, so let me talk.

Emmet isn't all that smart. He's quirky, overly normal, and weird. He's silly and has dumb ideas but ends up savin the world because of that. 

I'm not especially smart.

I make suuuper dumb jokes (am not ashamed of this)

I'm definitely NOT normal, but whatever.

And... I dunno I just relate to Emmet a lot!

#2… 

Mary
     from the Wollstonecraft Detective Agency series. 

Mary is sweet, caring, and patient. While I lack patience I try to be sweet and caring and Mary just feels like me. 

I love her to death.

#3…

Mr. Fredrickson.
                  from Up

I am him when I'm grumpy. Need we say more?

#4…

Sophie 
         from Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie is boring as a girl, but as an old woman she is spunky, hilarious, sarcastic, stubborn, curious, and frankly wonderful.

This one is more of a wish- if I could be like Sophie it would be spectacular- but i do relate to her in her snark and her love of Howl. (still not ashamed)


Well that was super fun!!! And I stage everyone who reads this!!! If you don't/can't do the tag on your blog, then do it in the comments!! Don't worry about the rules, JUST TELL ME A FEW CHARACTERS YOU ARE SIMILAR TOO!! 
OR YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS.
OR YOUR LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTERS.
OR DON'T MENTION CHARACTERS AT ALL.
Basically WHATEBER you want. 
;P

Knock yourselves out. 

Namaarie Mellonamin!!

~E