Wow! It's Wednesday already?? Did NOT see that coming!! XD
But anyway, for this week's post, the AMAZING Kenzey over at smudged thoughts nominated me for the sunshine something or another award and basically

And so now I have a subject for my post this Wednesday and you poor darlings weren't neglected yet again!!! *cheers and throws cookies all over you*


So here's the rules, because for some reason THERE ARE RULES FIR EVERYTHING???!?!?! Seriously! I mean, what did orange juice even DO???!?! I'm super curious!! Everyone is constantly shaking it, poor thing. (EH? EH? EHH?? SEE WHAT I DID THERE? GOSH I'M HILARIOUS!!)

#1… Thank the person who nominated you and link back to their blog
This is two rules in the disguise of one, I am DISGUSTED!!

#2… Answer the 11 questions the said person asked you in this here cross examination.
And now we're ANSWERING questions, EW!

#3… Nominate 11 other people, and interrogate THEM in return for the evilness done to you.
Again. Two rules in disguise of one, WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!?!?!

#3… List the rules and display the award.
Excuse me, I just did that!! Evil micromanager!! And WHAT THE HECK THEY DID IT AGAIN?!?!!
This is why I'm moving to Cloud Cukoo Land when I retire.

Me: well that will be a while.
Myself: yeah, you don't even have a job!
I: *shrugs* can't deny the facts.

Um HELLO??? Yeahuh I have a job! I am a full-time child and I have a side-job as a sister on weekends. It's exhausting and doesn't even pay very well! I'm quitting in about two years?
18 sounds like a good ol’ ripe age to retire right? I'll be practically ancient.
But enough of this-
ON TO THE QUESTIONS!!!

#1… If you could have one day (24 hours, exactly) to be any fictional character you wanted, which would you pick and WHY?
EXCUSE ME?????? WHAT KIND OF AN EVIL QUESTION IS THAT?!??!?!?!
Pardon me while I ponder this for eternity.
Okay FINE! Since it one of the rules, I'll comply, but I want it written down distinctly that I do not do this by choice!!
You got it down? Good.
I would probably be the Doctor.
I mean, honestly. He has a time machine and two hearts and a jolly fantastic time running around and messing up history. WHY NOT I ASK YOU??

#2… Would you rather be a mime for 24 hours, or speak in nothing but haikus for 42 hours? (answers must reflect what you pick [i.e. ‘I would choose Haiku, because it is easier, than never speaking…’ {GIF’s are allowed and also ENCOURAGED}])
I don't understand how this could be a hard choice!!! HAIKU ALL THE WAY!!!! I love haikus because they are amazing and Apollo also uses them so that's a huge plus. (Please tell me you know what I'm talking about) ALSO I'm a bit of a poetic freak myself so that would be heaven for me. I would get SO good at them!!
Actual footage of my amazing fans.
Or close enough anyway


#3… Chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry?
Probably vanilla, just because I prefer a nice calm flavor to dark or peppy.

#4… Would you rather be a dragon or a phoenix?
Dragon. In my vast (shut up, Me) VAST experience with them they tend to be more sarcastic and brilliant. Though phoenix sounds pretty dang cool too...

#5… Ursula gives you an ultimatum: (A) become a mermaid forever (complete with the tail), but be unable to breathe underwater, or (B) stay a human forever and no longer be able to breathe air, but breathe underwater instead. Which do you pick?
First of all, WHO IS THIS URSULA PERSON AND WHY IS SHE GIVING OUT STUFF??? Second, B. I actually really like water and the sea, and I'm pretty positive it's easier to swim with legs in water than it is to flop with a tail on land. Although, I would be quite a spectacle as a mermaid and be famous and carried around on a couch probably. ...
I still say B.

#6… Describe to me your favorite color, without using the color’s name… (this is not a question, but I CARE NOT!)
THIS IS MAGNIFICENT AND IMAGINATIVE QUESTION!! Okay here goes.
My favorite color is deep like the sky and dark like the dusk. It is full and rich and round. It feels like a warm hug you can never quite reach. It looks like an ocean of tears. It tastes like a meloncholy sigh. It smells like trees in the dark. It sounds like the song of my soul.

#7… You’re given the option of becoming famous overnight, or being a small town-celebrity. Which do you pick, and why? (#deep)
Ugh. Small town celebrity sounds easier on my darling introverted soul.

#8…Would you rather have the Beast or the library?
(Except just Haddock's answer for this part)
WHO WOULD PICK A RICH GONNA-BE-HANDSOME-PROBABLY GROUCH OF A MAN OVER A LIBRARY??????!?!?¡?!?????!?!!!!!!???!??!??! OR ANY PERSON FOR THAT MATTER???? LIBRARIES ARE HEAVEN THEMSELVES.

#9… Do You Wanna Build a Snowman? Or stay locked up in your room all day reading books and writing stories?
First, I'm not a hugemongous fan of Frozen, so thanks for sticking that song in my head!!!! 😠
JK it's fine. (But if you hadn't taken my pitchfork…)
But still, what could be better than reading and writing all day long???
(Spoiler: nothing)

#10…Which falls faster–the chicken or the egg?
Wait what are they falling off of? Why?? Is this the new way of making KFC, because if so, give me a chicken and a chair and dinner's on me! Except not really, because I'm hungry and I'll eat it all.

#11… Middle Earth is at war with Narnia. Which side wins?
Hmmm….. actually, I just want to know why they are fighting!! They are both good worlds and I don't know why they wouldn't get along- BUT to answer the actual question, I feel like Middle Earth has more men and experience, so let's say Middle Earth.
Also, I like Middle Earth better so…
NO, I AM NOT BIASED AT ALL!!

Okay so I nominate
Sweet Sophia @lantern in her hand
Amazing Allie @ the depth of my faith
Amicable Abbiee @ Abbiee music blog
Magnificent May @forever and everly
Aaand because I'm bored of rules DO THIS IF YOU WANT TO AND PRETEND LIKE I WAS AWESOME AND KIND AND TAGGED YOU AND YOU LOVE ME!! DEAL??

Great! Now, at last, moy questcheens.
(Calm down. It's… martian for… my questions… Oh shush)

#1… would you rather only be able to listen to one song for the rest of your life, OR one song on repeat for a week?

#2… if you're had to choose that song, which song would you choose?

#3… a stranger in a brown trenchcoat tells you he is a time traveler and you're going to die in 3 hours, what do you do?

#4… would you rather never be able to read again or never be able to write again?

#5… describe your favorite number in a color. (Sort of stealing Kenzey's… but whatever, I gave her cookies SHE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL)

#6… tell me your favorite word without using that word. So basically the equivalent of it. DON'T YOU DARE GIVE ME A DICTIONARY DEFINITION!!

#7… who are two of your favorite authors? Or, if you don't read much, who are your favorite actors

#8… what is ONE favorite book from each author? Or, what is one movie that each actor plays in.

#9… the main characters from each book/movie get together for a day. What do they do?

#10… who is your favorite sidekick/secondary character (in any movie/book) and why?

#11… if you are a writer, who is the best/favorite character you have ever written? If you are not, who is your fictional role-model?

I know, pretty lame. But DO 'EM ANYWAY!

(In other words, comment with your blogpost links so that I can read your answers!!!)

In conclusion, I recently noticed I have TWENTY-ONE FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!
WHAT EVEN? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN????????? AND IT MADE ME SO EXCITED AND BASICALLY TO GUYS ARE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING I LOVE YOU AND THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR FOLLOWING LIL’ OL’ ME!!!!!!!!! CONFETTI CAKE COOKIES AND WAFFLES FOR EEEVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Namaarie Mellonamin
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Comments

  1. I'm the first one to comment this time! That almost never happens... actually, I think I can safely say, that has never happened. Ever.
    First of all: You're naturally hilarious; I don't know how you do it :)

    I do know what you mean, but I thought they decided that Apollo did not, in fact, make a haiku? Anyway.
    And to answer your question about Ursula... she's the whitch octopus thingy on the animated disney movie of The Little Mermaid.

    I love the gif of Edna at the end; she's the best!

    Great job, Esther! I really enjoy reading your posts!!

    -Meredith

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    1. Hahaha well! Welcome to the top of the comments! Here at TofP we have a variety of complimentary treats including breakfast and a light snack. I hope you enjoy your stay! ;P
      Aww THANKS! I felt like I was being SUPER sarcastic this time and I was biting my nails in anticipation of what you darlings would think. So YAY!!!
      Heh?? I'm confused. I didn't know that was a thing, I was talking about the Trials of Apollo book and the Percy Jackson books. Apollo is obsessed with haikus. ;)
      AHA!!!!! I actually had a feeling it would be her, but as I haven't seen the movie... YEP! Think you hurry mich! (That's martian for Thank you very much)
      I DO TOO!! She's probably my favorite character from Incredibles.
      THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU DEAREST!!!!!
      And thanks for commenting!!! I always love it when you grace my blog with your presence ;P

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  2. EEEK! Your answers to my questions are PERFECTLY WONDERFUL. I am pleased. *munches cookies happily*

    HOWEVER. I did not fail to notice that your answer to Question Two WAS NOT IN A HAIKU!!! However, as you have given me cookies, I shall be content. XD

    Oh my word!!! Doctor WHOOOO!! That is a fantastic choice! I shall give you all of the cookies for that answer! I also must agree with you on living underwater as a human. I don't think I'd like flopping around in land... It would get old after a while...

    And you described your favorite color so BEAUTIFULLY OH MY WORD!!! Is it...sort of like a greenish color??? I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I SEE IT SO THIS IS WEIRD.

    Oh my word, the KFC thing was absolutely HILARIOUS!

    AND YOU SHALL NEVER GET YOUR PITCHFORK BACK! NEVER!!!!

    *waves pitchfork menacingly*

    Thank you SO SO much for playing with me!!! This was so much fun to read!!! Your answers were hilarious and amazing, and I'M STILL NOT GIVING YOU YOUR PITCHFORK.

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    1. EEEK!!! YAY!! I'M SO GLAD!!!
      Ooooooooohhh!!!!!!! Oh my gosh I can't believe me!! I must have taken a stupid pill yesterday because I TOTALLY MISSED THAT! Gosh I'm pretty ridiculous ain't I?
      YEESSSSS!!!! Coooookieeessss!!!!!!! *stuffs mouth and pockets full*
      Yeah I know!
      Haha really?? I'm so glad! Honestly, I thought you guys might be weirded out by the sudden change of attitude, but YAY!! It's all good. It's dark blue actually, but I love green too!! You know actually now that you say that I can definitely see that greenish color... It's really pretty!
      Hehehehe... I hoped you would think so!
      WHY YOU LITTLE-
      *growls menacingly*
      YOU'RE WELCOME!! Thank YOU for tagging me!! This was SOO much fun to write so I'm glad you liked it so MUCH and UGH YOU EVIL MONSTER!! I NEEEED IT!!!! WHAT IF... IF... THE WOLVES COME AND MAKE ME GIVE THEM THEIR MAGIC TRICKS FOR DUMMIES BOOK BACK??? OR WHAT IF THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ASKS ME WHAT I DID WITH HER SCEPTER??? HOW SHALL I FEND OFF THE FLEAS, I ASK YOU????!?!?!!!?!?!?
      You evil EVIL HUMAN!!!!!!

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  3. "I am a full-time child and I have a side-job as a sister on weekends. It's exhausting and doesn't even pay very well! I'm quitting in about two years? 18 sounds like a good ol’ ripe age to retire right? I'll be practically ancient." <<You crack me up. :D
    Oh gosh, Esther—YOU ARE THE BEST. <3 <3 How are you so funny?!?!? I legit cannot even . . . All of your answers are perfection.
    Aww! Thanks for tagging me!! Cannot wait to do this. I haven't done a tag in a while come to think of it . . .

    Thank you for making me laugh. I'm serious. :)

    Sophy

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    1. Hehehehe! ;P
      Awww thanks dear!!
      I honestly have no idea... I just think of things and say them and then I laugh the loudest so that even if people don't think I'M funny, they'll still maybe laugh???
      THANK YOU!!!
      YAY!!! I can't wait to read your answers!!!!

      You are most welcome, m'darling!

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  4. YIPPEEEE ANOTHER POST FROM MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE BLOGGER!!!!!!!! GAHGAHGAHGAH YOU'RE ANSWERS DEAR ONE!?!?!?! XDDDD And THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME. And LOLOLOLOLOL the sister thing. shut up you amazingly accurate dictionary. XD gosh. How did I get scammed into being your friend?! XD I love you so so so so much, and your Holden jokes are supreme. XD
    And I will leave the link as soon as I get the post up!!!

    PS could you maybe fix the link to my blog? It looks all weird when I click on it. *cringes*

    Your best and scariest friend,
    Allie Taylor

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    1. AM I REALLY??? GAWSH YOU'RE TOO CUTE! HEHEHEHE I'm glad you liked them!
      Hahahaha yes the sister thing! Well according to my siblings I look like a walking Google, so SORRY BUT NOT A CHANCE OF THIS BABY SHUTTING UP!!! ;P
      Ugh I don't know but whatever it was that made us friends was a happy stroke of luck indeed!! I love you too, m'darling!! Well of course!! I'm Holden on to my title of Best Holden Jokes in Existence Maker with an iron fist and will NEVER LET GO!!! ;D
      YAY!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT!!!
      Erm you could do it if you want?? I don't know what you're talking about, sorry! (You're still admin right?)

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    2. YOU ARE!!!! (Don't get me wrong, I enjoy reading other people's blogs a lot! But You're blog just really really makes me happy!!!) LOL Indeed! indeed!
      twas the happiest bit of luck ever known to man, m'dear. <3
      LOLOLOLOL YES!
      YOU. ARE. AWESSOME.

      Oh, haha... the link to my blog in this post? The section where you nominated me? it says "Allie Taylor @ the depth of my faith" and the title of my blog is linked in the post. But the link got messed up and it shows up all weird when you click. I was just wondering if you could fix that, but you're right, I AM an admin. XD

      Allie Taylor

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    3. XD <3<3<3
      Ooooh okay, I'll see what I can do, if you haven't already done it!!

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  5. Ha, I had so much fun reading this! Please teach me how to be sarcastic, I'll pay you in waffles. Being a full time child is exhausting, isn't it? ;)

    ~Mira

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    1. YAY!! Gosh you're a dear!
      HAHAHA! Well if it's waffles on the line then YES I WILL TEACH YOU!!! Sadly, I'm not sure if it's more of a teaching thing or a born with it. Of course I was born with it which is why I'm basically perfection!! ;P
      Just say any silly thing and laugh the loudest and sometimes you'll find that people think you're funny?? It's pretty cool.
      YES IT IS!! YOU UNDERSTAND!!! ;D
      Thanks for the comment dear!!!!!!

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  6. Aww, thanks for nominating me! I actually already did it though. :) (That was my featured image lol. I wonder how/why people took it as the image for the award??? #frustrated) And EXACTLY NO ONE WANTS OTHER HUMANS WHILE THEY CAN HAVE BOOKS! LIBRARIES FOREVER. NO PEOPLE. PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING. XDD And how can one choose between dragons and phoenix??? That's like choosing between writing or reading. *wails*

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    1. Oh haha okay then!! Oooh... I just stole it from Kenzey's blog I thought it was it. SORRY!!
      I KNOW!! YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!! Humans. Ugh.
      I KNOW. IT'S HARD. BUT I LOVE MASTERESS MEENORE SO MUCH. ALSO TSUNAMI AND BASICALLY EVERYONE FROM THE DRAGONETS OF DESTINY, OR GAIL CARSON LEVINE.
      Thanks for commenting!!! SO sorry I didn't get around to answering immediately!!!!!

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  7. OOHH, Esther, I love reading your posts!!! Such amusement. :D

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    1. Hahaha!! I'm glad! If anything, I love to amuse ;P

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