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A TAAAG

SO BASICALLY (I use that word too much methinks...)  I AM TERRIBLE AT POSTING. Does this mean I will give up? EXCUSE YOU, I AM THE SARCASM QUEEN. 
SO, NO.
 I GIVE UP NOTHING!

Does it mean I might be late and always steal tags and will rant about how terrible I am at blogging for a million and 3 years??  EXCUSE YOU AND YES.
But with that being said, I can move on and THANK RAE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR TAGGING ME! SHE IS SUCH A DARLING AND IF YOU DONT GO FOLLOW HER BLOG I WILL SET MY DRAGONS ON YOU.  HERE IS LINK, CLEVERLY HIDDEN IN BLUE WRITING IN CASE YOU WANT TO BE SHERLOCK AND FIND IT WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF BRAIN POWER AND NON-EXSISTANT OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS. 
Ahem.
Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you-
Me: a break from your ceaseless chatter. Honestly, child, give it a rest!! Myself: that reminds me of a joke I happened to find in my head. Why did the chicken not want to climb a tree? I: wait, you're telling chicken jokes now???? Since when?!?! Me: *pounds head repeatedly on wall* Myself…

Entry 2

4/13/17 Entry 2 This morning begins the Triduim (the three days before Easter). I did some school which was about as interesting as a slimy piece of cheese. I was going down from my school area in the library, when I can acrossed everyone going to the truck. Then I learned that we were going to some kind of “thing at the church where they sell stuff, kind of like the bazaar we used to go to. Actually, it probably is a bazaar.” Okay. Thanks for the warning. The bazaar was small in a covered area. There were benches that looked like they used to be pews- they had definitely seen better days- and a few tables. Men and women sat on chairs behind them with various plants, fruits, or live produce on the table and tied to the table legs, respectively. There were ducks of raven hue with red eyes and disarrayed feathers. There were chickens pecking the ground in search of… probably slimy cheese. There were cacti, and little potted (more like plasticed) trees. There were even styrofoam cups with a …

PictioPromthing Strikes Yet Again...

Here it is folks! I thiiink the post said only like 500 words and this is 600 something, BUT WHATEVER. IF I HAD MY TRUSTY PITHFORK MAYBE I WOULD ABIDE BY RULES. AS IT IS, I DON'T SO, YEAH. WHATEBER*  
Go to the link that I shall put in here someday and FOLLOW Kenzie and COMMENT on aaall her posts and PARTICIPATE IN THIS OR I WILL KILL YOU AMD FEED YOU TO THE DRAGONETS. (They just hatched today and gah! So adorable!!) 

THE LINK.


*I also refuse to spell correctly


You know you fail at decorating when you decorate your baby sister’s cake to look like a chicken- and she screams in fright when she sees it. Or actually you know that your best friend sucks at decorating when he decorates your baby sister’s cake to look like a creepy chicken. “Dude! What the heck??” I yell. He opens his mouth in a fake smile. Like Santa in Santa Clause 2. I cross my arms and tap my foot on the floor. “You freaked her out!” I accuse. “Woops!” he defends. “And they all think it's my fault!” “Um isn't it? I m…

I'M SORRY OKAY???????

What can I say,guys?
Well, I couldsay
           IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!
or
           I'M THE QUEEN OF ALL, GET THAT PITCHFORK OUT OF MY FACE, YOU LITTLE SKUG!!!or even
          I HAVE A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE THIS TIME!!!! who knows, maybe even
          sorry...            NAH!!What I'm actually going to say is this:
           WHAT HAPPENED WAS     I was busy being perfect, gorgeous, and on top of that just plain awesome (actually, when it comes to yours truly, THERE IS NO PLAIN. NOT EVEN PLAIN YOGURT. I prefer it with vanilla, cinnamon, and honey) when my phone said
"OH MY GOSH, TOP STEP!!! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!"
And then: WAAHAAM!!
And then: C R A A A A AC K! ! !
And then I went: "What-the-stinking-rotten-are-you-kidding-me?? Dagnab-it-all-to-smithereens-dad-is-going-to-kill-me." (By the way, I am actually here, this is not my ghost. The parentals were awesomely understanding and forgiving) After this occurred, it went even more downhill.
And w…

Cookies Anyone????

I made some cookies the other day and that was fun and awesome and cool. This one is a bit blurry, but Meg's ADORABLE so we're good. Some of these are a little squished, sorry about that. Or maybe it's just the mobile version's view??? Aaand that's all I got. Since it's a new month, HERE are my goals: Post on time Post The Call Edit Hanifail and Ceinder Finish the Jackie and Joe book Finish reading Consoling the Heart of Jesus Send in application to Keiser University Start QH Reach 30 followers (!!!!) Figure out how to do a cartwheel Get to chapter 4 in math Finish catechism book