I'M SORRY OKAY???????

What can I say, guys?
Well, I could say
           IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!
or
           I'M THE QUEEN OF ALL, GET THAT PITCHFORK OUT OF MY FACE, YOU LITTLE SKUG!!!

or even
          I HAVE A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE THIS TIME!!!!

who knows, maybe even
          sorry...

           NAH!!

What I'm actually going to say is this:
           WHAT HAPPENED WAS     I was busy being perfect, gorgeous, and on top of that just plain awesome (actually, when it comes to yours truly, THERE IS NO PLAIN. NOT EVEN PLAIN YOGURT. I prefer it with vanilla, cinnamon, and honey) when my phone said
"OH MY GOSH, TOP STEP!!! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!"
And then: WAAHAAM!!
And then: C R A A A A A C K ! ! !
And then I went: "What-the-stinking-rotten-are-you-kidding-me?? Dagnab-it-all-to-smithereens-dad-is-going-to-kill-me."

(By the way, I am actually here, this is not my ghost. The parentals were awesomely understanding and forgiving)

After this occurred, it went even more downhill.
And we talking down down hill.
Like down as in Jack and Jill kicked the bucket downhill, and Westley missed Buttercup when they were playing leapfrog and fell off a cliff* and even more downhill than no ice cream on a Saturday. Or any day for that matter.

*you know? AAAASSSS YOOOOUUUU WIIIISSHH!!!!!!!!  THAT time

I got a new phone after quite a bit, and I was getting used to the cracks! They were big, but not impossible to navigate.
So yeah, I got a new phone. It was great.
Except the layout was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. And didn't come with the apps I could have wished*
ALSO, the data just.... Hates me? I don't know, maybe the ghosts of all my dearly departed characters came back to wreak vengeance on my malicious soul????
(DANG IT PETE, DON'T CALL IT A RENAISSANCE FAIR)
But really.
I DON'T KNOW.
Hopefully it will be fixed soon.
But its annoying, sis. Really annoying.

*AN IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE! It came with a video maker app and a recording app and BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR SOMETHING AWESOME HUMANS, ITS COMING.

So yeah. Apology accepted, Chuck ol' boy?
GOODIE GOODIE GUMDROPS BECAUSE NOW I CAN QUIT WITH MY SAD ACT.
It's utterly exhausting.

Now, I know I sounded really hopeful earlier (okay like two seconds ago for you. Whatever) but the video app is acrin up and I'm really really annoyed right now because its nOT WOrkING!!!!!!

So basically I'm going to ignore you and me and everything until further notice.
Oh, except I am going to try to do an Adventure entry post every Friday so you all don't die.
OKAY? OKAY.
BYE.