Skip to main content

I'M SORRY OKAY???????

What can I say, guys?
Well, I could say
           IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!
or
           I'M THE QUEEN OF ALL, GET THAT PITCHFORK OUT OF MY FACE, YOU LITTLE SKUG!!!

or even
          I HAVE A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE THIS TIME!!!!

who knows, maybe even
          sorry...

           NAH!!

What I'm actually going to say is this:
           WHAT HAPPENED WAS     I was busy being perfect, gorgeous, and on top of that just plain awesome (actually, when it comes to yours truly, THERE IS NO PLAIN. NOT EVEN PLAIN YOGURT. I prefer it with vanilla, cinnamon, and honey) when my phone said
"OH MY GOSH, TOP STEP!!! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!!!"
And then: WAAHAAM!!
And then: C R A A A A A C K ! ! !
And then I went: "What-the-stinking-rotten-are-you-kidding-me?? Dagnab-it-all-to-smithereens-dad-is-going-to-kill-me."

(By the way, I am actually here, this is not my ghost. The parentals were awesomely understanding and forgiving)

After this occurred, it went even more downhill.
And we talking down down hill.
Like down as in Jack and Jill kicked the bucket downhill, and Westley missed Buttercup when they were playing leapfrog and fell off a cliff* and even more downhill than no ice cream on a Saturday. Or any day for that matter.

*you know? AAAASSSS YOOOOUUUU WIIIISSHH!!!!!!!!  THAT time

I got a new phone after quite a bit, and I was getting used to the cracks! They were big, but not impossible to navigate.
So yeah, I got a new phone. It was great.
Except the layout was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. And didn't come with the apps I could have wished*
ALSO, the data just.... Hates me? I don't know, maybe the ghosts of all my dearly departed characters came back to wreak vengeance on my malicious soul????
(DANG IT PETE, DON'T CALL IT A RENAISSANCE FAIR)
But really.
I DON'T KNOW.
Hopefully it will be fixed soon.
But its annoying, sis. Really annoying.

*AN IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE! It came with a video maker app and a recording app and BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR SOMETHING AWESOME HUMANS, ITS COMING.

So yeah. Apology accepted, Chuck ol' boy?
GOODIE GOODIE GUMDROPS BECAUSE NOW I CAN QUIT WITH MY SAD ACT.
It's utterly exhausting.

Now, I know I sounded really hopeful earlier (okay like two seconds ago for you. Whatever) but the video app is acrin up and I'm really really annoyed right now because its nOT WOrkING!!!!!!

So basically I'm going to ignore you and me and everything until further notice.
Oh, except I am going to try to do an Adventure entry post every Friday so you all don't die.
OKAY? OKAY.
BYE.

Comments

  1. IS YOUR NEW PHONE APPLE OR ANDROID??? #priorities

    may @ forever and everly

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Android. I think. Yes its android. Is the difference significant??

      Delete
    2. Ooh okay! :)
      Thanks for commenting!!

      Delete
  2. Aww I've missed you!! I wondered what had happened . . . ! xP I hope you get your phone trouble figured out soon. :D And yay videos sound super duper fun!!
    Loved all the caps, my friend. <3 <3 ;D

    Sophy

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Did you?? Aww! I was wondering if many of you would even notice ;P hahaha it's always nice to know I'm not just being loud and awkward by myself!!
      Me too!! Soooon!! ... I hope.
      HAHAHA GOOD BECAUSE I LIKE 'EM QUITE A BIT MESELF!!
      Thaaaanks for commeeentiiiing!!!!! XD

      Delete
  3. ESYHER I completely meant to tag you for the 4 characters tag and when I finally got around to publishing comments and reading posts I was like, I did tag her didn't I, so I checked, and I didn't... so, question. Do you want to do it? Cause if you do I will go edit my post right now cause REALLY Rae.
    Also this post was dreadfully amusing. Sorry. :D

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. RAE yes!!!! I would LOVE to!!!! I actually was thibkig about stealing it anyway so you don't have to edit your post unless you want to!! I'll just consider myself tagged :D
      DON'T BE SORRY!! I was hoping it would amuse you people! Also myself so I could stop having a pity party ;P
      THANKS FOR COMMENTING, YOU'RE THE BESTEST OF EVER!!!!!!

      Delete

Post a Comment

I love comments and do my best to answer each and every one! I may be suuper late, but I will answer eventually so don't forget to click "Notify Me" so you can immediately see my response.

Posts You Peeple Liked

Blogger Recognition Award, Bloggiversary, Announcement

Why Is It That I Don't Post and Then When I Do I Just Dump Things All Over You And Leave You With Your Head Spinning And Hopefully Laughing Too??

My Face When- Bleak House