"Hey Google,"
"what do you put on a handkerchief to knock someone out?"
"can you spray chloroform?"
"large guns?"
"large guns with pictures?"
"how does one breathe when tense?"
"how does stress affect breathing rate?"
"she pursed her lips?"
"how long does it take to knock someone out with chloroform?"
"deadpanned definition?"
"how long does a person stay unconscious after being knocked out by chloroform?"
"where would you shoot if you wanted to disable a helicopter?"
"who invented high heels?"
"what is a crime family?"
"artemis vs diana?"
Writers have to ask Google some weird questions, and these are a few of the ones I asked while writing this NaNo.
JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW, I am trying to keep up with blog posts this year. I'm not really doing New Years Goals™ just because they always annoy me and I never fulfill them anyway, BUT I am setting some ideas down that I will try to do. *reads what I just read* *realizes it's stupid*
OKAY FINE I AM DOING NEW YEARS GOALS™ STOP LOOKING AT ME WITH THOSE JUDGEY EYES.
Aaaaanyway, I am also hoping to catch up on all of y'alls blogs but IDK DON'T PRESSURE ME LIKE THAT.
Other things of note, I may or may not have STARTED FREAKING COLLEGE TODAY AND MAYBE HAVING A SLIGHT FREAK OUT SESSION BUT IN A GOOD WAY.
one tiny last thing of import: I am thinking about moving blogs???? SO I HAVE TWO QUESTIONS.
1. I know a couple of you have moved blogs before, so how do you move all your old posts and stuff to the new blog??????
2. What do you think I should call it? I have some ideas, and you can vote on which you like OR spout some new ones at me.
- imagination gone mad
- a mad hatter's lair
- east wind bloweth
- dreams of fairytales
- accounts from ever after
alright LET ME KNOW!!!
kayloveyoubyeeeeee!!!
Laughing out loud. Your posts always cheer me up. I'm imagining how your using those bits of info in a book
ReplyDeleteEEK!! THANKS DEAREST!! Aww I'm so glad! Hehehe PLEASE do so! They are quite intruiging aren't they?
DeleteThank you for commenting!!!!!!
Yep, I may or may not be guilty of some pretty weird questions myself...I figure that if any creeps hack into my google account, they'll leave immediately after browsing my history.
ReplyDeleteI always enjoy it when you post dear!
Good luck with college!
And if you do decide to change blogs, I like imagination gone mad, mad hatter's lair, or accounts from ever after best.
It's good to be commenting on one of your posts! God bless you m'dear!
xx
Mira
Hahaha the life of a writer!!
DeleteAw I'm so glad!!
Thank you, dearie!
Lolz I like those best, too... AGH DECISIONS ARE THE WORST.
Thank you for commenting!!!! And God bless you too <3
Sounds like an interesting story you're working on... So how long does it take to knock someone out with chloroform? because I thought I saw somewhere that it could be up to 30 seconds or something?
ReplyDeleteBEST WISHES FOR COLLEGE, ESTHERRR. (I'm currently on holidays from study, but I'll have to go back within two weeks... *sniffs mournfully*) I hope you have fun and learn lots of interesting stuff! ;D
- Jem Jones
Oh it is. You should know! (It's the one I shared with you... *chuckles menacingly*)
DeleteLol I can't remember the exact time right now, but yeah 30 seconds or more sounds about right. I remember being surprised at how long it took. And annoyed because it threw my whole fight scene into a whole different game- I MEAN WHAT??? WHAT??? FIGHT SCENE?? WHERE?!?! WHO SAID THAT???!
*whistles guil-
er, innocently*
THANK YOU!!!!!! (Aww, my condolences *pats your head fondly*)
I think I will. It's turned out pretty good so far!
THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH FOR COMMENTIIIING!!!!! (and I'll be over in a bit, so stop your petulant toe stamping and tsking. I have a LOT of things to do, but I will make time to scream and rant and be snarky on your blog OKAY?!)
RIGHT WELL WHERE IS IT THEN. *glares menacingly* *realises I don't want to frighten you off* *tones it down to a puppy-eyes look*
DeleteI think chloroform might not work the way most writers think it does... which would really be annoying if you knew about chloroform and just wanted to read a book/watch TV without your suspension of disbelief being destroyed every fight scene. (WAIT, FIGHT SCENE? who's fighting???)
Hahaha petulant?? you must have mistaken me for someone else?? also I never tsk or stomp. *slaps hand over smol sister's mouth* nEVER, OKAY.
*withers under your glare* *considers running for my life*
Delete*wipes sweat off brow* I'LL GET IT TO YOU SOON, I PROMISE.
I'm going to try extremely hard to finish it this year, and as soon as I get the next 2 chapters written I'll give them to you OKAY?!?!?! Geez.
Yeah, right? I might just make up a new drug that you can spray and knock people out with... GASP! I JUST HAD AN IDEA!!!!!!! *SCRAMBLES TO WRITE IT DOWN*
(MuahahahAHAHA!!!! Don't you wish you knew...)
*coughs* huh. Okay then.
(Mental note to self: GET THAT STORY TO JEM AND HURRY!!! SHE SEEMS LIKE THE KIND THAT REQUIRES BLOOD SACRIFICES AND FIRST THROUH THIRD BORN CHILDREN ON WEDNESDAYS. STAY ON HER GOOD SIDE!! if you can find it...)
whaaat - I changed to puppy-dog eyes?? I cAN'T BE LESS SCARY OKAY. *gives chase* (heh well I'm not even trying extremely hard to finish my current story, so you have the high moral ground here... not that that's going to stop me xP)
DeleteHum. How many children have you got? Wednesdays aren't a good day for me - maybe you could send them on Monday?? (I'll feed them lots of junk food and send them back in time for the weekend. I'm so generous here.)
Oh goodness, yes, if the government is watching us writers' Google use I'm not sure what to do. :D
ReplyDeleteNo worries about keeping up with blogging, etc.! I know life gets busy and I've been terrible about blogging stuff lately too.
BUT
You started college!!? I know you're super busy but I want more of an update on your life so when you get a minute of free time I'd love for you to email me!!
I adore your blog and blog name now, but if you decide to move I will support you and be one of your first followers! (I'd love to be the first but I'm afraid someone might beat me to it.) Of the names you listed, I like East Wind Bloweth the best, I think. I like them all though!
So good to "hear your voice" again! Love you!
HAHA I never thought of that.... LET'S HOPE THAT THEY DON'T MIND, SHALL WE? I mean, disabling helicopters with a pistol and drugging people with chloroform should be the least of their worries, right? right???
DeleteBUT
*nervous chuckles* yeah I did. AND I WILL EMAIL YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!! Hopefully tomorrow I will have plenty of time since I don't have classes (NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO GRATEFUL FOR WEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEENDSSS) but WE WILL SEE I MIGHT GET DISTRACTED AND FORGET SO.... yeah.
I know, I love it too.... but I feel like it's about time for a change. I never thought I would, but I feel kind of stuck in a rut on my blog and I thought if I changed names and everything completely maybe that would help?? Awww you're such a dear!!!!!! THANK YOU!! uugh I don't know if I'll be able to decide...
It's good to hear from you too, dear!!! Love you too, and thank you for commenting.
Great post Esther :) I hope college is going well still!
ReplyDeleteI like A Mad Hatter's Lair the best, I think :)
BTW, this is Meredith, and that last comment is mine, too. ☺
DeleteThanks!! Hehe I really didn't have to do much so it's nice. IT IS!!
DeleteI do too... I really like the Alice in Wonderland theme of it... also the insanity. I can relate XD
LOLZ thanks for saying. I figured it was you, but I can never tell when you use such ambiguous names.
THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3